We’re claiming accurate artistic liberty on this. The doughnuts were actually brought in by Chris, who volunteered for us a couple times earlier in the 2016 fundraiser. He showed up with two boxes of beautiful doughnuts made of and decorated with all sorts of delightful things. Unfortunately, half the office had just started Weight Watchers to keep themselves in check through the holiday season. This did not stop anybody from eating the doughnuts, they just disappeared in smaller increments.
The “accurate” part of the artistic liberty here is that Jeff would TOTALLY DO THIS TO US.