It’s unofficial office policy that if you’re sick, you don’t come in to work. We don’t want people spreading blah when there’s so much to get done. Brett’s been subjected to this before, and all of us get sick sometimes.

This morning, Rachel and Mike are both out sick. Rachel’s working from home, but since Mike’s job involves packing and shipping stuff, he just got an unplanned personal day (we don’t want our lottery winners getting sick either). When Brett showed up for work this morning, the first words out of Jenny’s mouth weren’t, “‘Morning, how was your weekend?” they were “ARE YOU SICK?” It was a strange greeting. Brett says this comic is what it felt like.