Topsy-turvy ARC of Kill the Farm Boy, signed by Kevin Hearne & Delilah Dawson!

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A topsy-turvy ARC of Kill the Farm Boy, signed by both Kevin Hearne & Delilah S. Dawson!

We got some ARCs of Kill the Farm Boy by spiffy people Kevin Hearne and Delilah S. Dawson, and we were simultaneously horrified and delighted to find that a few of our copies were misprinted. They looked fine from the outside, but once we looked on the inside, we saw that the insides had been bound upside down.

Or…the insides were right and the cover was upside down. We’re not sure.

And because Kevin and Delilah are such good sports, they signed these upside-down copies in the best possible way.

This is your chance to get the silliest and possibly most unique copy of Kill the Farm Boy in existence, and confuse the heck out of people when you read it in public!

Once upon a time, in a faraway kingdom, a hero, the Chosen One, was born . . . and so begins every fairy tale ever told.

This is not that fairy tale.

There is a Chosen One, but he is unlike any One who has ever been Chosened.

And there is a faraway kingdom, but you have never been to a magical world quite like the land of Pell.

There, a plucky farm boy will find more than he’s bargained for on his quest to awaken the sleeping princess in her cursed tower. First there’s the Dark Lord, who wishes for the boy’s untimely death . . . and also very fine cheese. Then there’s a bard without a song in her heart but with a very adorable and fuzzy tail, an assassin who fears not the night but is terrified of chickens, and a mighty fighter more frightened of her sword than of her chain-mail bikini. This journey will lead to sinister umlauts, a trash-talking goat, the Dread Necromancer Steve, and a strange and wondrous journey to the most peculiar “happily ever after” that ever once-upon-a-timed.

Worldbuilders is very grateful to an anonymous donor for this donation.