Okay, we work in an office. Office environments tend to have office supplies. But Mindy had zero luck last week finding a hole punch. She needed to punch three holes. Just three. And everyone was pretty sure we had a single-hole punch lying around somewhere, but nobody could agree on exactly where it was. Eventually, Mindy just went out and bought one (which she has secreted away in her desk somewhere), but not before Brett decided to not be helpful at all.
There's a long-running question in the office about who has the market cornered on dad jokes. Jeff is ahead only because he's an actual dad, but Brett does his best to offend our sensibilities, and that's not nothing.